March 1, 2005
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“Bill! Come over here! Look at this!”
“What’s it now, Timmy?” Bill shouted above the swishing wind.
“Just come over here!”
“Fine.” He crunched his way toward Timmy while shielding the snowflakes from flying into his reddened face.
“It’s something, huh?”
“Well, it’s different, I guess.”
“
“Fat
“Yeah…so?”
“You’re nuts.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes. Yes, you are.”
“C’mon, Bill. You know he’s not that bad.
“Yes he is.”
“He’s not!”
“Yeah. I guess all that power-hungry, horrible stuff he does to kindergarteners would be considered…well, loving.
“Huh?”
“Nevermind.”
“Wait…what?”
“Just forget it.”
“Bill,
“Oh yeah…he’s a charmer.”
“What’d you say about kindergarteners?”
“Nothing. Just forget I said that.”
“If you don’t tell me I’ll…”
“You’ll what?
“I’ll tell mommy about your little drive to-“
“You wouldn’t.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Fine. I’ll tell. But don’t go spreading it to all your little buddies, okay?
“Pinky promise.”
“Well. This is a pinky promise we’re dealing with now. No screwing around. You mess this up, and you may want to actually stick a needle in your eye. Comprende?”
“I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean!”
“It means this is serious business.”
“Yeah, I knew that. But
“Well, since you’re such a smart little guy…”
“Yeah?”
“Eat that ‘something’ you were raving about.”
“Ha, I’m not a dummy. You told me it wasn’t safe!”
“I was kidding.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh.”
“Try it.”
“Okay. See…I knew you thought Tyler wasn’t mean…” Timmy crouched down and shoved a handful of the stuff into his mouth.
“Well, how was it?” asked Bill.
Timmy made a face and spit the stuff out.
“That,” he said disdainfully, “Was not lemon ice cream.”
Comments (4)
Hahaha, that made me giggle profusely. Luckily, not because I could relate to it.
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<TH align=left>"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!"
<TD align=right>"Hey, you too!"- that was totally in garden state... good entry, how appropriate for today ---jay
ew. EW =p
hah -ohh gross.
but now i've got a sudden craving for some rita's water ice.
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